The big girl ratio is getting out of control around the dance floor

I'm gonna cop a pool stick and be about .y bizness when I come here

Its seems that big booties come with bad hair weaves and a belly....

Really Sutters Home wine through a straw.... And why is the DJ playing the best of the early 90's

Who needs a gun in this club with all these chairs to throw

Well they got my seat... Couldn't hold out any longer...now the pipes are open

I'll be nice and give them the extra seat I'm stashing

I think these chicks next to me know I have to pee and are waiting me out... so they can take my seat

I wonder if I dressed like I made $80k and were single would I be baggin these chicks up? Or am I just too square

Its crazy that you wore heels into this club then immediately put on a pair of flip flops after entering.

I will provide realtime commentary on my evening...stay posted

With the obesity levels where they are in America, it is probable that every crew have at least one Big Gurl in it....